http://www.beachycomplex.com Sat, 20 Feb 2010 15:59:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en You think the "King of Funk" wrote the Harmonia Sacra. The primary draw to the public library are the DVDs. You can make five pies with the amount of fruit it takes to make one pie thanks to the miracle of gelatin-based substitutes. You are the only Americans concerned that the Amish might ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2010/02/sequel-you-might-be-a-beachy-if.html Now it came to pass that at the end of the Third Age of the Beachys, that the ancient power that had slept so long began to waken itself and to stretch forth to grasp world in its dark hands. And in the conservative strongholds that lay in the mountains of the ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2010/01/the-lord-of-the-strings-part-i.html Top Five... Most Welcome Church Phone Hotlines/Relays for Youth 5. The snack location after hospital singing tonight has been changed. Instead of going to Gideon Nislys', we will be going to Ruby Tuesdays'. 4. Church will be canceled this evening due to sickness/travel conditions/bad weather/good weather/another church 60 miles away having a service. 3. ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2009/11/top-fivebottom-five-list.html Miss Calvary Bible School 2010 Rising up to praise the inner beauty of our young ladies Attention ladies! Who will be our virtuous woman this year? Do you have what it takes to compete in this year's Calvary Bible School Inner Beauty Pageant? Do you shun the vanities of flirty and flaunty ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2009/10/applications-now-being-accepted-for.html A note to Discerning Beachys: At long last, the HBB returns to bring the faithful Beachy Complex Community another piece of fine Beachy Literature. Lest anyone think otherwise, this story told in poetic form is a product of the author's imagination. Although it is told in the first person, this did ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2009/09/the-maiden.html Coming soon to a Choice Books rack near you! It's the book that's been getting rave reviews and will change the way you think about the Beachy church forever! You won't want to miss The Shed. Disillusioned by a church split, John Miller is contemplating joining a Charity church, when he ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2009/05/new-beachy-book-on-sale.html And many days passed upon the Beachy Complex, yea, many suns rose and set over its electronic glow, but there was no new post, nay, nothing to make the readers thereof chortle with glee. Yea, verily, so much time passed that www.birdinhandnews.com was resurrected before the astonished eyes of Beachydom, and ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2009/04/another-beachy-fairy-tale.html Directions: Beachy Life is a family game only, not to be played at unsupervised youth activities. For 2 to 6 Beachys (no Mennonites!) OBJECT: Collect money and BEACHY LIFE Tiles, and store up the most treasures on earth and heaven by retirement (or semi-retirement, whatever you want to call it). BEACHY LIFE TILES Each ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2009/04/board-game-2-the-game-of-beachy-life.html 4/16/09: UPDATE: GREAT JUMPING CATFISH! HE'S ACTUALLY GOT THAT VESSEL IN THE AIR! Skeptics predict the ship is using too much fuel and will run out in the near future. We've sure got our figners crossed, though. http://www.BirdInHandNews.com/ BirdInHandNews.com has recently broken a new record for relaunching the same web craft ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2009/02/breaking-news-from-the-beachy-complex-globe.html Note to Discerning Beachys: I have long suspected that the influence of the Beachy church has spread far and wide throughout the ages. Recently, I became more certain of this fact when I found that Columbus attempted to gain funding for his sailing project in France before he attempted and ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2009/01/a-historical-occasion.html