http://www.beachycomplex.com Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:22:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Note to Discerning Beachys: Everything in the story below is absolutely true. It occurred on May 19, 2008. I have a small scar on my right cheek which I will carry as a reminder of this event for the rest of my life. I thought that the Complex would be ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2008/07/an-entirely-true-story-from-the-life-of-the-hbb.html Now it came to pass that there was a young worldly girl named Goldilocks. And Goldilocks did all those things which she ought not to have done, but she wore shekich clothes and yea, even pants, and did cut her hair, which thing she ought not have done. (Now, I must ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2008/06/another-beachy-fairy-tale-goldilocks-and-the-three-churches.html Young people! Having trouble getting conversation going? Chatter in a rut, and already used the old "pause in the talk after 20 minutes" line? Well, that is why you play board games! Scientists who study adolescent Beachy pheromones have recently discovered a heightened level of confidence and reduced levels of ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2008/06/beachy-game-1-beachyopoly.html Super Beachy is back in action, and in this issue faces one of his most dangerous challenges yet: the brethren's meeting! Will Super Beachy be able to overcome the suave persuasive tone of the liberals? Will his super powers help him in deflecting the challenges, or will he succomb helplessly ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2008/06/super-beachy-episode-4-the-exile.html To the Deacon. A Psalm of the HBB.   There is a folly under the sun, And an error before mine eyes,   For behold, there are those which speak, Yet understand not, And they which act, but know not why.   For they look upon the things which they have allowed, And behold the things which they have permitted, Such things ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2008/06/the-beachy-psalter-psalm-6.html A Psalm of the HBB   Their sorrows shall be multiplied, that hasten after another church.   That say within themselves, This way is not the way of life, and this path is one of bondage.   Which bite at the bit, and chafe under the bridle. Selah.   They shall seek freedom, but shall find prison, they shall seek direction, but they shall lose ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2008/05/the-beachy-psalter-psalm-5.html A Psalm of the HBB upon Baptismal Sunday.   Behold, the sacredness of this day; Consider the holiness of this moment.   For this day we take our vows, And at this time we do enter into covenant.   We confess before God and Man, We affirm before sacred witnesses, That we belong to God.   We confess our belief, our faith, ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2008/05/the-beachy-psalter-psalm-4.html A Psalm of the HBB   My heart thinketh and considereth the past, And my spirit is moved within me.   Blessed be the heritage of my descent, and the ancestry from which I am born. For my legacy is a precious one, yea, it is more valuable than much gold or silver.   For I am come from ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2008/05/the-beachy-psalter-psalm-3.html An extracanonical pfalme, fet apart from the end of Pfalmes, because it is not in Hebrew, as neither in the canonical Beachy pfalter of Holiness Beachy Boy. To the nominal Christian, upon the canonical Pfalme 117 1. O praise the LORD for five minutes in the morning, all ye Beachy people, praise ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2008/05/apocryphal-beachy-psalter-psalm-152.html To the Bishop upon Mother's Day. A Psalm of the HBB.     Blessed and happy are they who train their children aright, Who knoweth when to use the rod and beateth them good and proper. Selah   Blessed are they who knoweth that spanking is not a cure-all but rather a tool, And manage their children ... http://www.beachycomplex.com/2008/05/the-beachy-psalter-psalm-2.html