Archive for August, 2008
C. Here Am I, There They Go (Apocryphal Beachy Saga)
This installment of the Apocryphal Beachy Saga is based on a similar story in 1 Sam King 2:12-36
And the child Samuel ministered unto the Lord before Eli: and the word of the Lord was precious in those days, as people’s personal devotions were only five minutes long, if that.
And it came to pass at that [...]A Beachy Fairy Tale Continued: The Long Awaited Sequel to the Goldilocks Tale
Six months passed at the Forest Amish Mennonite Church after Goldilocks had begun attending, and during those six months she started to change, because she desired to do what was right and all. So she began to wear dresses instead of pants and she stopped cutting her hair (except, of course, for trimming her split [...]
B. The Uncoolest of the Uncool (Apocryphal Beachy Saga)
Note: No specific individuals, groups, or churches are intended to be represented in this ongoing series. The story is purely conceptual with merely general representations.
This installment of the Apocryphal Beachy Saga is based on a similar story in 1 Sam King 2:12-36
Now the sons of Bishop Eli were the sons of Sport and the goddess [...]
