An extracanonical pfalme, fet apart from the end of Pfalmes, because it is not in Hebrew, as neither in the canonical Beachy pfalter of Holiness Beachy Boy.

To the nominal Christian, upon the canonical Pfalme 117

1. O praise the LORD for five minutes in the morning, all ye Beachy people, praise him very quickly!
2. For his merciful kindness is great and pardonable toward our slackness and disinterest: and the trueth of the LORD endureth much longer than my half a chapter Bible reading a day, yea, even longer than the laborious one-year Bible reading I did long ago. Praise ye the LORD. Selah, okay, gotta run.