Archive for April, 2008
The Beachy Psalter: Psalm 1
To the Chief Choir Director and the Sunday School Superintendent
upon Himmelfaudach. A Psalm of the HBB.
Behold, how pleasant it is to have church standards,
for it maketh us to feel righteous, and causeth us to appear holy. Selah.
It causeth the church to look conservative,
yea, the world is dismayed,
for they looketh upon the rules thereof,
and behold, [...]11. The Flight
Note to Discerning Beachys: Before the Release of the first post of the eagerly awaited Beachy Psalter, it has been determined that it would be expedient to launch a continuation of the Beachy Saga. It is offered to you with my usual regards, HBB.
And the HBB thought back through the past year, and it came [...]Important Announcement!
This is a Public Service Announcement to all Discerning Beachys.
Inasmuch as May 1 is the important Beachy and Amish Holiday, Ascension Day, also known by many as Himmelfaudach, and by others as Amishboatfaudach, we here at the Beachy Complex have determined that this important time of the liturgical year should be commemorated by the launching of a [...]How to Use e-harmony the Beachy Way
Note to Discerning Beachys:
The following post was sent in by an Discerning Reader known only as Shlipped Beachy Girl. Due to my personal lack of experience in using e-harmony, I cannot stake my professional reputation on the effectiveness of the tactics and practices suggested in this post. However, I felt that I should pass them [...]
