For part 1 of the Good Beachy Checklist, we are going to examine our favorite topic.

If you are a Good BeachyTM, you will have accomplished the following things before you start dating courting:

  • Read Christian Family Living by John Coblentz
  • Read all the Josh Harris books
  • Attend CBS to make sure there aren’t any prettier/handsomer/nicer-F250/richer more Godly ones (that’ll have you) out there
  • Attend singles retreat at Penn Valley; see above
  • Do your 12 months in “service” (preferably a place like FMH* or Hillcrest where you can reinforce the benefits of the previous two items) to increase your BO**
  • Play in a volleyball tournament in PA (to show off your sweet volleyball skills, a skill very essential to obtaining a girlfriend special friend)
  • Work out with your dad a clever and witty way to announce the relationship in your church on Sunday morning
  • Surf all the Beachy girls’/guys’ Xangas and pore through the archives for photos; cross reference with the red book
  • OPTIONAL BONUS: Go to a wedding with “Rachel”, but without “Ed”
  • OPTIONAL BONUS: Have a serious “spiritual” discussion with her/him one-on-one
  • OPTIONAL BONUS: Go on a GTO team with him/her
  • OPTIONAL BONUS: Arrange things so that you are elected to youth committee with her; extra bonus points for arranging the youth relay schedule so she has to call you every time the relay comes around (ask SI/DK about that!)
  • Ask her father

Please add more items in the comments.

* Not the magazine
** Beachy Orthodoxy