Archive for October, 2007
You Might Be a Beachy If…
You Might Be a Beachy If…
…you think the quote “Luke, I am your father” is from the Book of Acts.
…you have only two ways to express your complicated network of emotions: “good” and “mixed feelings.”
…you think Mark Martin is that Mennonite up the road who runs a garage.
…”figure skating” means misrepresenting the numbers on your [...]Beachy Personal Ads
Yes, you read that right: new Beachy personal ads! The Budget wouldn’t print them. The Calvary Messenger said it couldn’t be done. But the Beachy Complex said that it was their impossible dream! Now coming to you through Beachy Complex Publications, Beachy personal ads, the newest way to meet your mate and marry while you’re [...]
A Serious Discussion: A Second Attempt
Inspired by recent events in my life and comments which have been posted upon this blog, I, the HBB, have once again taken up my proverbial quill, in the attempt to aid the Beachy Complex community in understanding some fundamental truths.
In my previous writings, I have pointed out some flaws in Beachyism by means of satire, [...]A Parable of Sorts
There was once a little old mule who was so poor that he barely had enough hay to eat. The only thing of value he had was a pile of comic strips that he had collected from the newspapers. The old mule loved his old comic strips, and read them every day. He had [...]
