The Charity Movement is open to anyone who would like to join it.  Due to the lack of church membership, if you want to join them, just start going to their churches until you feel like you belong.  However, if you would like to know if you are specially suited to this group, then ask yourself these questions.

1) Was your father abusive or a Class A Hypocrite in your opinion?

2) Were you raised in some kind of Mennonite church, but never fit in?

3) Have you attended at least four churches from various denominations?

4) Are you dissatisfied with every church you have ever attended?

5) Do you have a deep-seated aversion to any form of church standards?

6) Do you like to dress in an extremely casual manner?

7) Do you prefer the cloth veiling to the traditional cap-style covering?

8 ) Do you believe that the straight-cut suit and the cape dress are to be shunned as the “traditions of man”?

9) Do you feel that the large majority of Mennonites and Amish in the world are unsaved?

10) Do you work in a tire shop, or some other occupation which causes you to get filthy?

11) Do you have a penchant for wearing bill caps, especially camoflauge bill caps?

12) Do you feel that you ought to have a family in excess of fourteen children?

13) Do you drive a van with more than two rust holes in it?

14) Do you believe that God’s plan is for a man to wear a beard which reaches, at minimum, the third button on his shirt?

15) Do you wear cowboy boots?

If you have answered yes to at least ten of these questions, than you are a prime candidate for the Charity church.  I hope this helps all the dissatisfied Beachys out there who are weighing the cost of joining the “remnant.”

Score bonus points if you believe that Denny Kenaston is the best preacher and theologian since Menno Simons.

Score extra bonus points if you believe Denny Kenaston is the best preacher since the Apostle Paul.

HBB