Archive for February, 2007
The Story of Noah and the Grapes:Wine and Welch’s
And it came to pass that after Noah had gotten off the Ark, that he started up his construction business again. For he remembered what had happened before the Flood, and how the Veal Business had gotten him into Debt, and he knew he couldn’t count on another Flood to destroy the records.
And on [...]A note from the Bishop
Dear young whippersnappers (and old ones too):
As Bishop and founder of this enterprising young congregation (Beachy Complex), it has been my pleasure to oversee the sprouting changes happening.
I thought maybe newer readers to this blog would want a short summary of posting trends and habbits, so here goes.Amishbeachy started posting way back in July 2006 [...]
Blog Poll
Thanks, readers.
Your responses and input have indeed been valuable as we carefully contemplate (with many heated mens’ meetings of course) the future direction of this unofficial ministry to the Beachy church.
You may recall that back in August “amishbeachy” called for a new Beachy name replacement. We received numerous submissions, [...]There Will Come Heavy Rains-The Third Episode in the Ever-growing Beachy Saga
We now pick up were our story left off, with Seth being born to Adam, as a conservative Beachy.
And it came to pass that Seth grew older and raised his children, and died, and his children did likewise, and before you know it, the world was full of people, very few of whom were Beachy, [...]voting
Wow. I must admit i am amazed once again when i see candidates gearing up for election. now before i begin on my rant, let me again say that i do not vote, unlike those liberal BMA people, and especially not CMC or [horrors] Lancaster Conference. I am not a citizen of this world, I [...]
The Sad Tale of Cain and Abel: The Beachy Saga Continues
And it came to pass that after the Lord had cast the First Man and Woman out of the Garden, that Adam’s construction business began to slow down. And Adam hitched up his suspenders, for he was a conservative Beachy, and said to his wife, “Effie, (for her name was a good Beachy name, and [...]
A Departure from Planned Posting
News flash from Amish Country. (Isn’t it traditional for Beachy’s to tell Amish jokes?)
BIRD-IN-HAND, PENNSYLVANIA: In a recent sting operation, the Amish Bureau of Internal Affairs seized literally hundreds of dollars of unauthorized electronic equipment from the backwoods tool shed of Jeremiah and Ezekiel Holzmann. The brothers were in the process of downloading email when [...]Upcoming Developments
The Next post shalt consist of more stories of the Beachy people throughout history. Stay tuned.
The Return of HBB (Not to Be Confused with the Second Coming, which is scheduled for this Thursday)
THE FALL OF MAN-BEACHY STYLE
Now the Fall of Man came about on this wise, that after the Lord hadst created the first man and woman and had placed them in the Garden of Eden, and had left them there, that they were so new that they had not yet had time to write standards, nay [...]
