This is one of the manifest dangers of the internets. These tubes that come into your house bring all kinds of filth! This case illustrates that despite the best of your intentions (making money, as the Lord hath commanded us to do), bad things can come quickly upon you; like ads that would sully the mind of a young child with the word gay. Oy, gevalt! (Ok, so that was more Jewish* than Mennonitish, but Yiddish and Datch aren’t that far apart.) If our kids children have a grasp of the issues and are aware of the evil reality of the world around them, it will just make them want to go out and join the world. Common sense would indicate that a good education and a thorough understanding of the issues would make for a stronger Christian Mennonite, but that’s just the world trying to trick us into education!

* Jews are pretty cool! They got the beards half-right (the bottom and side half), and they know that supporting Republicans (or is it Republicans supporting Jews? I forget.) is God’s plan for mankind, but they do have the problem of putting the covering on the wrong gender. But if the Jewish men traded in their yarmulkes (and black hats! I forgot the black hats! Black hats are mucho good! It’s hard to be a godly man without a black Sunday hat.) for full Amish-style coverings (with strings!), I’m sure the gender swap wouldn’t matter quite so much. My favorite Republican Jew is Joe Lieberman.

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I better watch out! My first two posts on this blog have been critical of The Leadership… First I criticized the name and then I criticized the ads! I hope I don’t get excommunicated. Just think of me as the ombudsman.