The Extent of Calvin’s Intelligence
Anabaptists demonstrate a total lack of intelligence. There is nothing to be learned from their ideas. –John Calvin
I really think Mr. Calvin should have quit hanging out with Hobbes and met some Beachys. He would have had some different things to say then. We could have showed him how to play volleyball. Oy! He would have been impressed. We could have taken him hunting and show him how much intelligence it takes to blow the guts out of God’s creation. And then we could have shown him all the bright little things we have written in our blog and forum posts of late.
If only Calvin had gotten out more…
The Holiness Beachy Boy wrote,
Have you seen Calvin and Hobbes play Calvin Ball? Beachy volleyball has nothing on them!
P.S. Nice site! I’ll be staying in touch.
Link | August 2nd, 2006 at 10:27 am
The Holiness Beachy Boy wrote,
P.P.S. Is the plural of Beachy; Beachys, or Beachies, or should we simply say multiple Beachy persons, as in “There certainly were a lot of multiple Beachy persons at the mall today.”? Just wondering.
Regards!
Link | August 2nd, 2006 at 10:30 am
Kauffmannite wrote,
According to official Beachy consensus, the term should be “Beachy’s”. Any questions?
Link | August 2nd, 2006 at 11:28 am
just another beachy dude wrote,
I like the colorful, graphic post. This is what every good red-blooded beachy should attempt to acheive.
Link | August 4th, 2006 at 10:28 am
Anonymous wrote,
oh well i think calvin did right by hanging out with hobbes instead of beachy’s. At least he doesn’t have to pretend to be perfect around hobbes……
Link | August 6th, 2006 at 8:14 pm