Archive for July, 2006
The Extent of Calvin’s Intelligence
Anabaptists demonstrate a total lack of intelligence. There is nothing to be learned from their ideas. –John Calvin
I really think Mr. Calvin should have quit hanging out with Hobbes and met some Beachys. He would have had some different things to say then. We could have showed him how to play volleyball. Oy! He would [...]Kauffmannite
No. I’m not Kauffman. My hero is Kauffman. Daniel Kauffman was the guy who put Beachy’s on the theology map. Never mind he wrote his “Doctrines of the Bible” for the Lancaster conference. I’m sure it was a godsend to the beachy’s. In fact, all of us should read it. It’s good for our spiritual [...]
The Beachy Mantra
In hindsight, there is only one possible mantra that The Constituency of Mega-Progressive Amish Conservative Fundamentalists has held since our glorious debut in 1927: We are traditional; we keep changing with the times.
Hey look, A Blog!
Blogging–it sounds so cool, so hip. And since I can’t get to the beach this week, I thought I’d try it.
I think I like this template. I know it’s not soli…
I think I like this template. I know it’s not solid colors. But o well, do things really have to be amish-like? We’re on the web after all.
